Got to know last week that the number of tigers in India reduced by one and the new magic number is 1410, courtesy : http://churumuri.wordpress.com
Briefly about churumuri (alias bhel puri, a local delicacy): A hot and happening blog, churumuri as the name suggests has all the spice to attract readers especially those from Bangalore / Mysore and in my opinion, the author has found exceptional joy in creating humour from daily routine news.
Anyway, not long before I could recuperate from the figure 1410, I happened to see something annoying, again on that "idiot box"
It was on some zee news channel and the host gathered a bunch of IT honchos to give their opinion about the budget launched on 26th Feb '10.
When asked about the reactions on the budget and whom it suits, a brainless buffalo looking chipmonk guy replied - "Man, I should have been a farmer. Atleast, I would get subsidies and all my loans would have been cleared due to Chidambaram's 60,000 crore farmer-loan-forget blockbuster budget.
Wat the hell was this, does this guy even know the meaning of being a farmer, who in India is the least paid labourer of all classes. A farmer who spends for 100 litres of water for growing a single kilo of rice, a farmer who is just paid Rs 100 per day under the hot sun as compared to some tech guy who earns in thousands sitting in an office enjoying air conditioned air.
The more I got glued to the remote, the more I got angry, now it was the turn of some gal to say something:
So, after this guy, a sissy, nasty looking toothless pea-hen nose watering chick replied " Petrol is so costly, I mean I should open one Petrol bunk and earn more".
To this, I must applaud the thinking and say this "Ya, chick. Go ahead, let's see who will allot you a Petrol bunk!!!"
And before I could change the channel, I heard one more ox-faced, peach flavored testes carrying brainless broncho saying this - " I heard, some funds are to be allocated to Goa for beautifying the beach, I feel, I should open up some hotel and make money in Goa instead of wasting my time in this industry"
I think, this guy doesn't know what is going on in Goa right now. To remind him - One rape and a few atrocities on foreigners has brought down the number of visitors to Goa drastically. The Government has to make the beach world class, just like the beach shown in "Baywatch" (channel-Star world) with mighty lifeguards and beach patrol protecting the interest of the citizens.
Wonder, what's wrong with today's youth brigade. Like they say in hindi - Sar mein bhusa bhara hua hai. The Bronchosaurus (a dinasaur) had a brain the size of a walnut. But, I have discovered some brainless bronchos, right here in India.
Let the chaos prevail!!
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
1411
So, what is 1411?
The latest ads on tv would have bugged you with this figure. With the jobless Baichung Bhutia vouching for a cause, a cause which his community could never understand. A cause which is worrying the nation at large. A cause which is worth dying for!!
To save the tiger
Although, statistically 1411 tigers roam in the jungles of India, nobody would like to know the true figure as it disturbs us. The true number is far more alarming and I just hope it is atleast a 3 digit number. But, some people just want to make money out of this fact, this time its Aircel.
The trend is not new, people always make money knowing some facts. The bald truth is that Aircel just wants to increase its popularity and side by side make money! I mean who would leave such a chance; tigers have always been fascinating the human kind and any enthusiast would jump into the movement, get in touch with aircel, have a chance to feel their products, get ads posted all over : "Save the tiger campaign - sponsored by Aircel"
Right now, nobody will believe me; but that's not the point. The proof will anyway be unfolded during the annual results when the sales figures would give indications of a steep rise.
I believe, blogs & campaigns are just not enough to save the tiger. Simply because, we can't expect a tiger to read blogs and replicate "Save me"
The problem has a solution but nobody has even gone close to it. The solution cannot be political interference, it has to be judicial. You and me are too smart to understand the judicial system here, it sucks!!
Individuals and I repeat only individuals can make a difference, not companies. Somebody has to understand the depth of the problem and then try to solve it with the existing support (which is negligible). No amount of blogging can replace this exercise.
Until such a man arises, I can safely post a challenge, "There won't be jungles by 2030 and if there are jungles, there won't be a single tiger in them"
Of course, I wont like it, I won't be able to answer my first love, Reeta who now resides behind a cage in Chamarajendra zoo, Mysore. But, I will give an idea to poachers about a tiger who is hidden in human skin, so that he can be hunted for the precious bones inside and sold for a booty.
Presenting, the big bad booty daddy!!
The latest ads on tv would have bugged you with this figure. With the jobless Baichung Bhutia vouching for a cause, a cause which his community could never understand. A cause which is worrying the nation at large. A cause which is worth dying for!!
To save the tiger
Although, statistically 1411 tigers roam in the jungles of India, nobody would like to know the true figure as it disturbs us. The true number is far more alarming and I just hope it is atleast a 3 digit number. But, some people just want to make money out of this fact, this time its Aircel.
The trend is not new, people always make money knowing some facts. The bald truth is that Aircel just wants to increase its popularity and side by side make money! I mean who would leave such a chance; tigers have always been fascinating the human kind and any enthusiast would jump into the movement, get in touch with aircel, have a chance to feel their products, get ads posted all over : "Save the tiger campaign - sponsored by Aircel"
Right now, nobody will believe me; but that's not the point. The proof will anyway be unfolded during the annual results when the sales figures would give indications of a steep rise.
I believe, blogs & campaigns are just not enough to save the tiger. Simply because, we can't expect a tiger to read blogs and replicate "Save me"
The problem has a solution but nobody has even gone close to it. The solution cannot be political interference, it has to be judicial. You and me are too smart to understand the judicial system here, it sucks!!
Individuals and I repeat only individuals can make a difference, not companies. Somebody has to understand the depth of the problem and then try to solve it with the existing support (which is negligible). No amount of blogging can replace this exercise.
Until such a man arises, I can safely post a challenge, "There won't be jungles by 2030 and if there are jungles, there won't be a single tiger in them"
Of course, I wont like it, I won't be able to answer my first love, Reeta who now resides behind a cage in Chamarajendra zoo, Mysore. But, I will give an idea to poachers about a tiger who is hidden in human skin, so that he can be hunted for the precious bones inside and sold for a booty.
Presenting, the big bad booty daddy!!
Monday, December 28, 2009
Black day for Indian cricket
Yesterday (27.12.09) will have to be labelled as a Black day for Indian cricket, as claimed by reputed newspapers, news channels etc, in other words the Media. This time the dig on media continues because the way they projected this was really humorous.
Well, the exact reason was that one odd ball from an Indian pace bowler bounced way above usual height and the pitch was deemed to be useless and declared as unfit for play due to non preparation adequately.
This happened at the time when Indian's were removing the shit out of the Lankan's who were reeling at 83 for the loss of 5 wickets. One of the wicket included a really spectacular one handed throw at the stumps to get rid of a Lankan without the aid of the replay.
Suddenly, the spectators were bedazzled when players left the field after discussion by the umpires and then began this funny conversation between a news correspondent and an expert Saba Karim (former Indian player)
Correspondent (C): Saba ji, aapka swagat hai, yeh bataiye ki hua kya hai, aakhir kyon match ko radh kar diya gaya hai
Saba (S): Well aaa, match ke shuru mein yeh andaaza nahi laga paye the ki pitch mein kitna uchal hai, aurrrrra captains ko bhi iski ummeed nahi thi.
C: Toh is baat ke liye kise doshi maana jaye, BCCI (Board of Cricket control India) ya phir DDCA (Delhi district cricket association)
S: Dekhiye, ye toh kehna muskil hoga, BCCI ki alag committeee banayi gayi hai jo sirf pitch ko dekhti hai aur pass ya fail karti hai. etc etc fart fart...........
Par yeh kehna muskil hai ki dosh kiska hai
Not satisfied , the correspondent frames the question differently
C: DDCA pitch tayyar karne ke zimmedar hain, kya inhe doshi theraya jasakta hai
S: Dekhiye, DDCA ne apni taraf se pitch tayyar ki hai par BCCI ke jo adhikari hain jinhe "pitch committee" kaha jaata hai, unki zimmedari hoti hai ke pitch ka jayasa le aur sahi report pesh karen.
At this point, S is not aware of C's intentions to find the culprit and blame him solely. S is merrily being the expert and offering grey solutions to the problem. C is now wild at this point of time and will try once before giving up.
C: Kya action lena chaiye aapke anusar?
S: Dekhiye, abhi toh yeh kehna mushkil hai, aaaa, mere khayal se BCCI ko apni committee par dhyann dena chaiye aur system checks rakhne chaiye ke aisi galti phir na ho. Unko apna system fit karna padega. Jahan tak DDCA ka sawal hai, toh unko bhi khel ke niyamon ke anusar apna kaam karna padegaa.......blah, blah, fart...etc.
Now, I got really pissed and switched off the Television to look for better avenues like walking on a half moonlit street and enjoying the winter!!
Just chill, chill just chillllllllllllllll...........
Well, the exact reason was that one odd ball from an Indian pace bowler bounced way above usual height and the pitch was deemed to be useless and declared as unfit for play due to non preparation adequately.
This happened at the time when Indian's were removing the shit out of the Lankan's who were reeling at 83 for the loss of 5 wickets. One of the wicket included a really spectacular one handed throw at the stumps to get rid of a Lankan without the aid of the replay.
Suddenly, the spectators were bedazzled when players left the field after discussion by the umpires and then began this funny conversation between a news correspondent and an expert Saba Karim (former Indian player)
Correspondent (C): Saba ji, aapka swagat hai, yeh bataiye ki hua kya hai, aakhir kyon match ko radh kar diya gaya hai
Saba (S): Well aaa, match ke shuru mein yeh andaaza nahi laga paye the ki pitch mein kitna uchal hai, aurrrrra captains ko bhi iski ummeed nahi thi.
C: Toh is baat ke liye kise doshi maana jaye, BCCI (Board of Cricket control India) ya phir DDCA (Delhi district cricket association)
S: Dekhiye, ye toh kehna muskil hoga, BCCI ki alag committeee banayi gayi hai jo sirf pitch ko dekhti hai aur pass ya fail karti hai. etc etc fart fart...........
Par yeh kehna muskil hai ki dosh kiska hai
Not satisfied , the correspondent frames the question differently
C: DDCA pitch tayyar karne ke zimmedar hain, kya inhe doshi theraya jasakta hai
S: Dekhiye, DDCA ne apni taraf se pitch tayyar ki hai par BCCI ke jo adhikari hain jinhe "pitch committee" kaha jaata hai, unki zimmedari hoti hai ke pitch ka jayasa le aur sahi report pesh karen.
At this point, S is not aware of C's intentions to find the culprit and blame him solely. S is merrily being the expert and offering grey solutions to the problem. C is now wild at this point of time and will try once before giving up.
C: Kya action lena chaiye aapke anusar?
S: Dekhiye, abhi toh yeh kehna mushkil hai, aaaa, mere khayal se BCCI ko apni committee par dhyann dena chaiye aur system checks rakhne chaiye ke aisi galti phir na ho. Unko apna system fit karna padega. Jahan tak DDCA ka sawal hai, toh unko bhi khel ke niyamon ke anusar apna kaam karna padegaa.......blah, blah, fart...etc.
Now, I got really pissed and switched off the Television to look for better avenues like walking on a half moonlit street and enjoying the winter!!
Just chill, chill just chillllllllllllllll...........
Monday, December 21, 2009
Rejuvenation
Had a blast last week and watched "Avatar" at our very own multiplex in Gandhidham. But before that, had a nice massage and heartache while travelling from Mundra to Gandhidham. The experience was like never before, a raging bus carrying 20 passengers, one driver, one conductor, 6 tyres, one engine, one rear axle, one front axle, 50 ltrs of diesel in a shoddy container, around 1000 nuts and bolts, sheet metal moulded for seats and a grill which prevents passengers from reaching the driver.
Hell, wonder if the grill would not have been there, nobody would have spared the driver for the bumpy roller coaster ride.
Eventually, curses galore just could not prevent the experience. An amazing two hour ride for just Rs 30/-, wonderful isnt it?
Coming to avatar, I wish it would have been a true story, it is true in a sense but non nature lovers would make no sense of it. May be, James Cameroon should have included scenes from the cartoon "Captain planet" or the movie "the Matrix" to incorporate the dangers of losing precious natural resources. But, a commendable effort by him. Not everyone will be impressed by the movie but sooner or later, the theme of this movie will inevitably be the future.
The timing is just right, hope the swines negotiating a 'Climate change protocol' in Copenhagen watch this movie to justify how they want our future to be.
Folks, unfortunately, our future lies in their hands. Especially somebody like me from a developing country. So, this famous dialogue from the Matrix holds false for me:
Morpheus: "Tell me Neo, do you believe in fate"
Neo: "No, I dont, I am not comfortable with the idea that someone is controlling us"
Morpheus: "I know exactly what you mean"
Hail Copenhagen. Sayonara.
Hell, wonder if the grill would not have been there, nobody would have spared the driver for the bumpy roller coaster ride.
Eventually, curses galore just could not prevent the experience. An amazing two hour ride for just Rs 30/-, wonderful isnt it?
Coming to avatar, I wish it would have been a true story, it is true in a sense but non nature lovers would make no sense of it. May be, James Cameroon should have included scenes from the cartoon "Captain planet" or the movie "the Matrix" to incorporate the dangers of losing precious natural resources. But, a commendable effort by him. Not everyone will be impressed by the movie but sooner or later, the theme of this movie will inevitably be the future.
The timing is just right, hope the swines negotiating a 'Climate change protocol' in Copenhagen watch this movie to justify how they want our future to be.
Folks, unfortunately, our future lies in their hands. Especially somebody like me from a developing country. So, this famous dialogue from the Matrix holds false for me:
Morpheus: "Tell me Neo, do you believe in fate"
Neo: "No, I dont, I am not comfortable with the idea that someone is controlling us"
Morpheus: "I know exactly what you mean"
Hail Copenhagen. Sayonara.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Scooby Doo, Where are you????
Scooby dooby dooooo was the instant reply to the question. Wish I could tell the same. Its been almost 2 months since the last blog post and suddenly, I am out of ideas regarding the subject.
No TV, no newspaper, nothing to speak about. This post is turning out to be such a rude one that people who read it will never visit this website again. But, have to take such risks and the mission should be accomplished.
So, started with reading other's blogs. Two of my favorites, one by Rakesh Jhunjhunwala and the other by my IIT friend Amrit vatsa. Surprisingly, an avid blogger like Vatsa posted his last story after a 15 day interval. I dont see any blog updates by others too. May be, occassional writing is the mantra. But, occassional, not such a long interval.
Surely, will be back with more once I settle down (the one after marriage). Till then, as Sharukh said (Movie: Om shanti Om)
"Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost"
No TV, no newspaper, nothing to speak about. This post is turning out to be such a rude one that people who read it will never visit this website again. But, have to take such risks and the mission should be accomplished.
So, started with reading other's blogs. Two of my favorites, one by Rakesh Jhunjhunwala and the other by my IIT friend Amrit vatsa. Surprisingly, an avid blogger like Vatsa posted his last story after a 15 day interval. I dont see any blog updates by others too. May be, occassional writing is the mantra. But, occassional, not such a long interval.
Surely, will be back with more once I settle down (the one after marriage). Till then, as Sharukh said (Movie: Om shanti Om)
"Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost"
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Palace of Mirrors
"History is so amazing & interesting". The problem with this statement if viewed mathematically is as follows,
Statement/Hypothesis - "History is so amazing and interesting"
test - whether the hypothesis is true or not
Result- Hypothesis is true when age > 15 if condition (stream chosen after 10th std is not arts) and
when condition (studied in state syllabus during childhood) is true
else hypothesis is false.
Reason - You never get to read history anymore after finishing 10th std in school unless you have chosen "Arts" stream. Also, central sylabus has been proven superior to state sylabus. Hence, people from the "central scheme" of things are more inclined to appreciate History.
Otherwise, rest is history!
Anyways, whateverrrrr!!
This post is dedicated to "history of Kutch", the barren lands which protect us from our friendly neighbourly enemy from invasion.
I happened to visit the so called capital of Kutch called Bhuj city, which is 60 km from Gandhidham. This place has so many stories to tell, but very little is now available(not even 10%, mathematically speaking).
The appreciation for history started with a visit to one of the palaces in Bhuj called "Prag Mahal".
Nothing much in it, except a vast hall which was supposed to be a "Diwan-e-khas" or the "royal dining table" where Kings and queens and various other gentlemen used to enjoy royal food and drinks etc. Now, all you can get to eat there is pigeon shit!
The passage to the hall reveals the condition of the palace now and how magnificient it would have looked earlier. I wonder if the entry fee (which is Rs 12) is being used for cleaning up the pigeon shit, the place (palace) really stinks. But, one must appreciate the history and forget the pigeons and crows for a while. In the hall, there were photos of Lord Mountbatten, our own Bapu, Nehru chacha & friends (Sardar patel, etc).
So what is especially so special about these photos, the trick lies in the place. One has to imagine how barren this land of Kutch would have been during the good old times and appreciate that this place had a 'Maharaja' to rule over the land and this 'Maharaja' had a good friend called 'Mountbatten' who was the last "Viceroy" of India, and this viceroy was the reason for "Independence" and "partition of India"
Marvellous, isnt it!
Now comes the real interesting thing, the "Aina mahal" or "Palace of mirrors". Unfortunately, no photos with me to describe the beauty of this palace. If one has watched "Mughal-e-azam" movie which recently released in color, especially the song "pyar kiya to darna kya", the palace becomes easy to imagine.
Else, One must imagine a rectangular hall full of small sized mirrors pasted on the wall, with a king seated at one end and damsels dancing naked.
Kyon, khada hogaya kya, read on,
The beauty is that the King's seat is in the middle of an "island of fountains" with mirrors all around. Legend has it that many damsels from the far east and west have in the past displayed their beauty to the Kings who ruled Kutch. Now, the hall also has a life sized sculpture of a "Lion" which was supposedly shot by one of the kings. Gives an idea that Lions existed even in such barren lands, superb!!
From this palace, I happened to visit the Museum which is just next to the lake in Bhuj. Here, I really appreciated the wordings on a cannon displayed outsite.
It said "This cannon was gifted by Tipu Sultan, King of Mysore to the Maharaja of Kutch in exchange for the beautiful Kutch horses"
The sentence above says it all, such beautiful links in History. Modern commuting systems and commuters must really appreciate this and feel ashamed.I mean, where is Mysore and where is Kutch, 2000 km separates the barren land from the land of dreams. That too in 1780 A.D, horses & cannons were transported so far off.
Not to mention the beauty of History, Tipu Sultan, alias the "Tiger of Mysore" allied with the French and fought four battles with the British which paved the way for other revolts and gave birth to the "First war of Indian Independence in 1857".
So much appreciation of history ends with history again. This expedition was carried out on a beautiful sunday of October 11th 2009, but written today Oct 21st 2009. History, can be really beautiful!!
Statement/Hypothesis - "History is so amazing and interesting"
test - whether the hypothesis is true or not
Result- Hypothesis is true when age > 15 if condition (stream chosen after 10th std is not arts) and
when condition (studied in state syllabus during childhood) is true
else hypothesis is false.
Reason - You never get to read history anymore after finishing 10th std in school unless you have chosen "Arts" stream. Also, central sylabus has been proven superior to state sylabus. Hence, people from the "central scheme" of things are more inclined to appreciate History.
Otherwise, rest is history!
Anyways, whateverrrrr!!
This post is dedicated to "history of Kutch", the barren lands which protect us from our friendly neighbourly enemy from invasion.
I happened to visit the so called capital of Kutch called Bhuj city, which is 60 km from Gandhidham. This place has so many stories to tell, but very little is now available(not even 10%, mathematically speaking).
The appreciation for history started with a visit to one of the palaces in Bhuj called "Prag Mahal".
Nothing much in it, except a vast hall which was supposed to be a "Diwan-e-khas" or the "royal dining table" where Kings and queens and various other gentlemen used to enjoy royal food and drinks etc. Now, all you can get to eat there is pigeon shit!
The passage to the hall reveals the condition of the palace now and how magnificient it would have looked earlier. I wonder if the entry fee (which is Rs 12) is being used for cleaning up the pigeon shit, the place (palace) really stinks. But, one must appreciate the history and forget the pigeons and crows for a while. In the hall, there were photos of Lord Mountbatten, our own Bapu, Nehru chacha & friends (Sardar patel, etc).
So what is especially so special about these photos, the trick lies in the place. One has to imagine how barren this land of Kutch would have been during the good old times and appreciate that this place had a 'Maharaja' to rule over the land and this 'Maharaja' had a good friend called 'Mountbatten' who was the last "Viceroy" of India, and this viceroy was the reason for "Independence" and "partition of India"
Marvellous, isnt it!
Now comes the real interesting thing, the "Aina mahal" or "Palace of mirrors". Unfortunately, no photos with me to describe the beauty of this palace. If one has watched "Mughal-e-azam" movie which recently released in color, especially the song "pyar kiya to darna kya", the palace becomes easy to imagine.
Else, One must imagine a rectangular hall full of small sized mirrors pasted on the wall, with a king seated at one end and damsels dancing naked.
Kyon, khada hogaya kya, read on,
The beauty is that the King's seat is in the middle of an "island of fountains" with mirrors all around. Legend has it that many damsels from the far east and west have in the past displayed their beauty to the Kings who ruled Kutch. Now, the hall also has a life sized sculpture of a "Lion" which was supposedly shot by one of the kings. Gives an idea that Lions existed even in such barren lands, superb!!
From this palace, I happened to visit the Museum which is just next to the lake in Bhuj. Here, I really appreciated the wordings on a cannon displayed outsite.
It said "This cannon was gifted by Tipu Sultan, King of Mysore to the Maharaja of Kutch in exchange for the beautiful Kutch horses"
The sentence above says it all, such beautiful links in History. Modern commuting systems and commuters must really appreciate this and feel ashamed.I mean, where is Mysore and where is Kutch, 2000 km separates the barren land from the land of dreams. That too in 1780 A.D, horses & cannons were transported so far off.
Not to mention the beauty of History, Tipu Sultan, alias the "Tiger of Mysore" allied with the French and fought four battles with the British which paved the way for other revolts and gave birth to the "First war of Indian Independence in 1857".
So much appreciation of history ends with history again. This expedition was carried out on a beautiful sunday of October 11th 2009, but written today Oct 21st 2009. History, can be really beautiful!!
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Disturbia
It all started on the second day of October 2009, when I decided to watch a movie after travelling 80 km from Mundra to Gandhidham. All I wanted to do was to enjoy the movie, so, me being the punctual type of guy, started early remembering that "early bird catches the flight". On reaching the multiplex, I was glad I had 3 choices,
1. I could watch 'Wake up Sid' starring Ranbir "Romeo" Kapoor and thats all I know of the movie.
2. I could watch 'Wanted' starring Sallu mea with long macho hair and stuff. Since, I knew before that this was a spoof of the telugu hit "Pokiri", and I did not want to see Ayesha Takia's takias bouncing up and down (you know what I mean). So, automatically, this was a bad choice.
3. I decided to watch 'Do knot Disturb' which after glancing at the poster revealed a good mix of actors like comedian Govinda & Former miss universe Sushmita. Immediately, bought the ticket and fell inside the theater
Little did I realize, the star cast was completely different, this is wat it looked like
a. An obese Govinda obsessed with Shahrukh's bolti in the movie "Darr"
b. An obese and busty Sushmita
c. A skinny Ritesh Deshmukh
d. A medium sized medium busted Lara dutta
e. A horny Rajpal yadav
f. Out of nowhere, Ranbir Shorey who loves showing his undies.
Overall, directed by "comedy ka sartaj", the huge, the mega obese David Dhawan, check it out.
Well, to be honest, the movie started off on a good enough note, with good dialogues but the story is itself so 'ghisa pita' (about extra-marital affairs & nothing else). David ji should have transferred some of his weight to the film, kuch to wajan hoti film mein. But he chose to transfer his weight to Govinda & Sush baby (no longer a baby, she is now Grandma! ). So, one can expect to carry the burden of all these weights superimposed while watching the movie.
Coming to the dialogues, one top class dialogue which I can remember out of the many cheap mobile spoofs are " Woh dono toh aise lipte hue hain jaise ek hi mobile mein do do sim ghusaya hai" and many such spoofs like : outgoing shuru karo, sms bhejo and so on and so forth.
Now the part which every Bollywood movie is not complete without!, the song dude!!
Well, there was this song, Youre my bebo which really stinks of raw flesh from foreign prostitutes dancing in the background and Ritesh doing "Yo man, wassup" stuff. No complaints about Lara, except she is not Bebo, Kareena is Bebo man. Wat the hell!
Speaking of Kareena, wonder how she would have looked like if she would have acted in 'Dil bole Hadippa' starring skinny Rani Mukherjee
Here's an attempt to find out how she would have looked like, a BEBO Sardar
Well, needless to say, Hadippa would have been Hudi baba with a punjabi accent if we had Bebo in it, also, it needed to star Saif ali compulsorily.
Whatever!!
Only wonder when will another sensible film release, how much longer would the patient common man have to wait. Lets wait and see.
1. I could watch 'Wake up Sid' starring Ranbir "Romeo" Kapoor and thats all I know of the movie.
2. I could watch 'Wanted' starring Sallu mea with long macho hair and stuff. Since, I knew before that this was a spoof of the telugu hit "Pokiri", and I did not want to see Ayesha Takia's takias bouncing up and down (you know what I mean). So, automatically, this was a bad choice.
3. I decided to watch 'Do knot Disturb' which after glancing at the poster revealed a good mix of actors like comedian Govinda & Former miss universe Sushmita. Immediately, bought the ticket and fell inside the theater
Little did I realize, the star cast was completely different, this is wat it looked like
a. An obese Govinda obsessed with Shahrukh's bolti in the movie "Darr"
b. An obese and busty Sushmita
c. A skinny Ritesh Deshmukh
d. A medium sized medium busted Lara dutta
e. A horny Rajpal yadav
f. Out of nowhere, Ranbir Shorey who loves showing his undies.
Overall, directed by "comedy ka sartaj", the huge, the mega obese David Dhawan, check it out.
Well, to be honest, the movie started off on a good enough note, with good dialogues but the story is itself so 'ghisa pita' (about extra-marital affairs & nothing else). David ji should have transferred some of his weight to the film, kuch to wajan hoti film mein. But he chose to transfer his weight to Govinda & Sush baby (no longer a baby, she is now Grandma! ). So, one can expect to carry the burden of all these weights superimposed while watching the movie.
Coming to the dialogues, one top class dialogue which I can remember out of the many cheap mobile spoofs are " Woh dono toh aise lipte hue hain jaise ek hi mobile mein do do sim ghusaya hai" and many such spoofs like : outgoing shuru karo, sms bhejo and so on and so forth.
Now the part which every Bollywood movie is not complete without!, the song dude!!
Well, there was this song, Youre my bebo which really stinks of raw flesh from foreign prostitutes dancing in the background and Ritesh doing "Yo man, wassup" stuff. No complaints about Lara, except she is not Bebo, Kareena is Bebo man. Wat the hell!
Speaking of Kareena, wonder how she would have looked like if she would have acted in 'Dil bole Hadippa' starring skinny Rani Mukherjee
Here's an attempt to find out how she would have looked like, a BEBO Sardar
Well, needless to say, Hadippa would have been Hudi baba with a punjabi accent if we had Bebo in it, also, it needed to star Saif ali compulsorily.
Whatever!!
Only wonder when will another sensible film release, how much longer would the patient common man have to wait. Lets wait and see.
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