Random thoughts

Something inspired me to write this post. I don't know what and I don't know why but somewhere inside a voice spoke "Thou shalt write about the dreaded nature of females"

So, while I was listening to this voice and storing the data in my memory bank, I was busy relating the facts with my own experiences. May have forgotten a point or two. Anyway, here it goes

Ten facts about women/females/ladies/girls and whatever you call them (species or aliens maybe!)

1. The more you stay close to them, the more they take you for granted.

2. Married women always expect gifts and jewelery from their husbands on any happy occasion or festival. Their insatiable thirst for jewels is unquenchable and so many mortals have perished to quench this thirst.

3. The rate of expectation goes on increasing linearly with age.

4. The rate of expansion (obesity) also increases, but with a twist. The rate is parabolic, i.e slow at the time of marriage, slightly higher at the time of first delivery and a huge figure after 40 yrs of time spent on this earth.

5. They never miss out an opportunity to take a nap or siesta!

6. Their ego is hurt easily and they can hold a grudge for a very very long time. No wonder, Jesus was a male because he could not adopt his policy of 'forgive and forget' otherwise.

7. Indian species are particularly fond of 'Daily soaps' on Television. The emotional quotient is directly proportional to the number of viewers. Highly emotional serials can easily expect high viewer ship ratings.

8. Some of the less beautiful ones tend to attract the opposite sex by applying a high dose of make-up, gels, cosmetics, lipsticks, mascaras, talcum, deos and so on and so forth.

9. They can speak non-stop when in good moods and terms. If two identical species meet in any circumstance, their conference can go on and on and on and on and on....

10. Most commonly, they are afraid of cockroaches and lizards, some can be afraid of spiders and rats also. But, the point is they are afraid of something or the other.

Bonus fact - They can even be afraid of ghosts.

Coming to facts about Men/Male (or even the other species, opposite sex)

Only one fact: No matter how hard it may be, they (men) cannot live without them.

P.S: Some facts about women may be applicable to men also, in which case their femininity is observable. None of the "facts about women" can be applicable for "pure breeds" of men.